Me: Cam, your pants are on inside-out and backwards.
Cam: Oh. [Considers it] No biggie!

“You can sit here mom. Theres a lot of room for your big caboose!”

Cam: My school is awesomer than Morgan’s.
Me: Why do you say that?
Cam: Because mine is a tree school (his is called Taproot and their logo is a big tree) and hers is a preschool.
Pause
Cam: But they are both preschools.

A bunch of kids were watching the koi in a pond at a restaurant. The fish were coming up to the wall and putting their mouths against it. One boy was laughing and said: “They’re eating the wall!” And Cam said very seriously, “No, they’re eating algae.”

Me: Wait please.
Camden: I can’t wait anymore mom because I’m all out of time.

And finally, here is Cam telling me all about angles (and tongs):