Cam’s imagination is expanding. He has started telling homemade jokes and stories that I believe are a mash-up of various books and tv shows. Sometimes he’ll tell a 5-minute story with his quiet and mysterious story-telling voice. It can be quite entertaining.
Here he is telling us a story about a cabin. I hope you don’t get too scared—watch if you dare.
So Cam likes to win. Here he is playing his new Crossfire game with Grandpa Abe.
Me: Cam, your pants are on inside-out and backwards.
Cam: Oh. [Considers it] No biggie!
“You can sit here mom. Theres a lot of room for your big caboose!”
Cam: My school is awesomer than Morgan’s.
Me: Why do you say that?
Cam: Because mine is a tree school (his is called Taproot and their logo is a big tree) and hers is a preschool.
Cam: But they are both preschools.
A bunch of kids were watching the koi in a pond at a restaurant. The fish were coming up to the wall and putting their mouths against it. One boy was laughing and said: “They’re eating the wall!” And Cam said very seriously, “No, they’re eating algae.”
Me: Wait please.
Camden: I can’t wait anymore mom because I’m all out of time.
And finally, here is Cam telling me all about angles (and tongs):